Tuesday, March 20, 2012

This is your (EXTREMELY IRRITATED) Princess of the Moon Speaking...#13

I MENTIONED EARLIER I WOULD BE GONE FOR THIS WEEK...I DID NOT GIVE PERMISSION TO DO AS YOU PLEASE...ANY UNAUTHORIZED ACTIONS WILL BE PUNISHED ACCORDINGLY, OMITTING PINKIE, BECAUSE TIS NOT WORTH THE EXTRANEOUS EFFORT OF EVADING HER SHENANIGANS...FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR LIVES AND MY SANITY, FOR THIS NEXT WEEK YOU WILL NOT DRINK EXCESSIVELY, YOU WILL NEVER SMOKE PERIOD, YOU WILL TELL ME ALL THAT HAS COME TO PASS WHEN I RETURN (IN A CONVENIENT SUMMARY), AND I SWEAR TO YOU THAT ALL WHO BREAK A RULE WILL BE TURNED INTO FOALS, STRAPPED INTO A BUCKET OF BANANAS, AND SENT PAINFULLY FAST TO PLANETS SEPARATE FROM EACH OTHER, ALL HARSHER THAN THE LAST...BE WARNED NOW, FOR IT WILL BE THE ONLY WARNING...I TAKE MY LEAVE.......

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  1. Before you past judgement
    I'm innocent of any of those said above

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  2. I AM LEAVING SHORTLY...BUT FIRST...*turns Hover into a foal, hands to Travis* DO NOT TAKE THIS AS YOUR PUNISHMENT, YOU ARE ACCLAIMEDLY INNOCENT, TIS HIS PUNISHMENT. ALSO, I HAD TO USE THE (PAINFUL) CURE MYSELF...TWAS A HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE...

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  3. INFORM THE OTHERS OF MY WRATH IF THEY DO NOT SEE THIS...ONE LAST THING, DO AS YOU PLEASE WITH HOVER, AS LONG AS HE/SHE STAYS ALIVE...AFFIRMATIVE?

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  4. I only admit to tempting others. Never myself. XD Calm down Luna. *stops* wait.
    If you turn me into a foal, does that mean I'd be....
    O.0

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  5. Nevermind. The reason Noone said anything was simple. We had cabinet's best interest in mind.
    ((Human nature is to crave things one cannot have, yes?))
    Well what can we NOT have in cabinet?
    Simple. We cannot break rules. So naturally, I supported this, as cabinet was down to 5 posts a night. I assure you all involved only did or supported this in an attempt to save our home and in no way, shape or form intended for this to become regular occurrence. Granted, it didn't.

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    1. Anywho I don't recall breaking a rule. And chose not to stop anyone because it saved the blog. As did many others.

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  6. Btw, now that I'm done defending my case, I'll just go ahead and be frustraited with you Luna. I'm sure it's a misunderstanding, but we were SO CLOSE to breaking the one page mark, and you kind of killed the meeting. After a day with 5 comments, a day where almost NO cabinet was posted and you taking longer to show up than expected forgive me for being a little cheezed off. Please contact me asap.

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  7. I did not agree with the alcohol at all just so you know...

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  8. 2 weeks I think, the cabinet becomes disorganized with almost no activity and then suddenly I come back we have legitimate cabinet meeting but then you come here saying no alcohol for a week well then buck you and buck this cabinet this I don't even know what to make with this this is giant horseapples

    I hope you guys have a good cabinet meeting and remeber alcohol was your friend

    I really hoped I could stay and have adventures with the new cabinet members

    Have one last joke about Luna

    Why did Luna send abacus to the moon ?

    The abacus wanted Luna to become a potatoe

    These are my last words
    I Pinkie Pie, defender of alcohol, player of games, Rainbow Vodka Destroyer and Friend of Moonshine the Dragon offically leave the Lunar Cabinet

    Pinkie Pie out

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