WARNING
You must read this before continuing to do anything else on the site. The rules aren't very strict, but believe me, I wouldn't hesitate to ban you: forever. It is imperative that our rules, however slim, must be followed at all times. They will be enforced loosely for the time being unless problems are occurring on a regular basis. These are not meant for oppressiveness, but simply to protect the fortitude of the site and avoid mass degeneration as has been seen in the past to other MLP sites. Without further ado, there are the rules below.
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RULES
RULE 1) No parasprites/trolls allowed: If one is spotted, do not engage. We, the administrators, will handle the beast(s) promptly as to avoid any other problems. If you happen to be the parasprite, be ready for a swift execution.
RULE 2) Do not kill: As you may or may not know, we are a site mainly for role-playing, and since you may not have seen a site like this out there, you may not know proper conduct. Regardless of this, murder is something that will not be loved or tolerated by others, this will most likely result in a high grade punishment (see the below section for punishment), however, if I grant permission to do so to a said pony, you may attack when ready.
RULE 3) No "Mary Sues": If you don't know what one is, consult your browser and search for the meaning. For anypony who knows what one is, nopony likes them, keep them away from here at all costs. Being one or bringing in one will result in medium grade punishment.
RULE 4) Lay off the alcohol: This is a problem we occasionally have, so please, for the sake of the cabinet, just don't. It basically ruins the current role-play for anypony involved that isn't in favor of constantly wasted members. I will allow minimal alcohol, though not enough to get everypony drunk, as I do not enjoy having liquor forced down my throat by a certain Pink mare. You know who you are if you currently do or do not do this, and if you don't know, >/)<. Low grade to medium punishment. AMENDMENT: No other drugs either, period. Definite medium grade punishment.
RULE 6) No Firsting. Period: Don't ever first, it simply irritates my very being. If you chronically first, consider it an offense that I will handle personally...so simply avoid it. I do not care if it is for the sake of your Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, it has "disorder" in it for a reason, and I'd appreciate being able to keep the relatively oxymoronic chaotic harmony around here.
RULE 7) Minimal Spam: Everypony understands what spam is, (no, not the terrible sandwich!) so just keep it at a minimum, and that goes for everypony. Low grade punishment.
RULE 8) Concerning Sexual Innuendo: Similar to the 34th rule on here concerning the site, no heavy sexual innuendo. Romance is acceptable, clopping is not; regular activities of the sorts allowed in the clean general public areas. Do not ship me, Princess Luna, with anypony unless authorized by myself and no others. Punishment varies, depending on the offense.
RULE 9) Concerning all forms of Prejudice: None will be tolerated. This is one hard, rock solid rule; we will not have any of this here, of any kind: race, sex, name it and I will add it, discriminate in seriousness and you will be banned immediately without question. High grade punishment.
RULE 10) Unacceptable!: If I find anything unacceptable, I will try and discuss it first before declaring it such and adding it to the rules hence forth making it punishable. If the problem itself is impeding our ability to discuss it, then it will be acted upon promptly. I try to stay lenient about most things here, and also keep in mind that I won't deny a right to the whole group because of one pony. You will know when it was the whole group causing the problem...trust me...
RULE 11) No Impersonations: I will be absolutely intolerable of such things; everypony stays as themselves and no other unless personally authorized by myself and no other.
RULE 34) No, just no: I swear, you will be destroyed in RP form if you bring any such thing from there into here. No clopping either, or you WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM THE BLOG.
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This concludes the current set of rules, more will be added if I see fit to do so. Mind the rules always, as there will always be consequences to actions, good and bad. The latter are listed below.
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CONSEQUENCES
Low grade punishment: Entitles a stern lecture and a warning to make sure there isn't a next time.
Medium grade punishment: Depending on the circumstances, it could be anything from performing a horribly humiliating spell on you to slapping you in the back of the head as well as another lecture.
High grade punishment: Your administration privileges (if any apply) will be revoked, as well as your ability to reach the site (through banishment by rule of the Lunar Cabinet's majority). A "wall of shame" page will be added when but only if any ponies are notorious enough to be put there. The offender may also have terrible things, be they lethal or otherwise, done to them, their reputation, and their self-esteem. Watch out...
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For the moment, this is the completed page for rules. I don't find it particularly unreasonable, but if anypony else says otherwise then I can make the necessary revisions at a later date. Feel free to use this for reference at any given time. Huzzah!
