I was seduced into sleeping early after being turned tiny. Woke up and fell down almost all of the stairs in the auxiliary towers sleeping quarters. Only to be pushed down MORE stairs for no good reason. Why are there two of you?
Guard: ... And so the young paige and his odd friends moved onward throughout the castle, with out the aid of their brush-induced-coma-suffering-princess... VS:Who said that? *startled* (o.o)
*a shadow in the corridor shifts, sheding light to more and more of the elderly stalion with the beat of each hoof* G: I would love to let you pass, but to your misfortune i must ask, one question of all ponies who show, both big and small... VS: oh god he's a zebra... -.-
*the guard, though elderly, proves swift and cunning, knocking all of the foals to the ground* VS: Ow! O.< G: All you must answer to me is just what it is you seek, and i will be the judge... *walls begin to shake* Of if you are to weak!
VS:n-not so fast... X.0 *yanks at rope revealing a trap* *ropes arange in strange formations around the guard wrapping and binding one hoof at a time* G:??? VS: OM! ILUSSIONS! DISTRACT HIM! FLARE! GIVE ME A BOOST! HOVER! KEEP THE ROPES MOVING!
*Cutiemark glows as Victory rapidly picks up speed, Stick in mouth* THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH THE LUNAR CABINET! O,0 *Swipe swipe* *CRACK* CRIMSON PARADE!
*shakes om* *om begins to glow* Much better! O,0 ? *the light reveals that our group has wound up in a labyrinth, with no chances at flying, (ceiling high walls.)*
*spikes appear on each side of the wall* *celestia's voice echoes* C: A knight must be sharp as his blade! Answer the riddle to survive to the next room!
Wall: Two ponies are standing at a fork in the road...
GLaD I wasn't here for that-*removes Aperture Science Technological Division Hind Leg Bracers and slumps down with a hoofheld portal device in hoof* Don't ask...I was in all of these white rooms (for the third time!), I had to do all of these tests and that crazy bot...and I'm still small! I woke up and I was still being brushed, by that monstrous artificial (un)intelligence's limb which somewhat resembled an arm and all of these things happened, and I was testing and now I have a perfectly smooth mane, I enchanted a brush, and I...I'm kind of tired..tired enough to...*falls asleep, brush flies out of the (Aperture) saddlebag and proceeds to brush Luna*
One is from truthsville where they only tell the truth, and stands respectively at the path leading to truthsvile. The other is from liersville, a place you are trying to avoid. He can only tell lies and stands at the road to liersville...
You can only ask them one question, and you are not aware of who is who... The question must be asked simultaneously. What will you ask them? *spikes draw closer slowly* BEGIN!
uhh, thats not how it works. if i asked the lier, he would tell me what the truth guy said, but liying, so i go to the other one. if i asked the truth guy, he would tell me the lie the other guy said, so i go to the other one.
*muttering* I think...the answer is I teleport the spikes out of here and we continue guessing until somepony gets it right...that or I can just go erase rule 2...
*sigh* fine...but keep brushing me after I get rid of them...*turns spikes into a spike shaped tower of pillows* there we go...now they are useful! *collapses on her*
alright.
ReplyDeletewhere are we going?
Helloooo....Anypony there.... Hello?
ReplyDeleteYay! O,0 walking time!
ReplyDelete*begins walking down the corridor*
*turns to princess*
So how've you been?
I just not good enough for you anymore is that it.... Well, its probably true...
Deletewhat wrong om?
DeleteUmm... actually you were next... o.o
DeleteI figured ladies first...
*hugs*
Stairs.
Deletestairs?
DeleteSo how HAVE you been om? O,0
DeleteI was seduced into sleeping early after being turned tiny. Woke up and fell down almost all of the stairs in the auxiliary towers sleeping quarters. Only to be pushed down MORE stairs for no good reason. Why are there two of you?
DeleteDrugs.
DeleteO,0
heres some ointment. I got it after the "train" incident! It rocks!
You really think it will help?
DeleteYup! And it tastes good too! O,0
DeleteOh, so you eat it? *gobbles the entire tube*
DeleteI missed Dash....
ReplyDeleteDhkoopsaeppbwypkfslofdhooerljdrioharkkbfdcnjhgfggrrohhbggghji
My head hurts
yeah you got bad luck.
Deletemaybe next time.
and try not to creep her out
Of course not, I may be the largest fan on the East coast but I'm not a creeper.
DeleteToo much of a gentleman for that.
Morals are important
You'll need this. *hands suit*
Deleteand this *hands cologne*
Delete*takes suit*
DeleteThanks, I'll be back later, going to eat with gf's parents.
See ya later!
later travis
DeleteGood luck!
DeleteBye pikachu! O,0
DeleteI'm leaving shortly, sorry for the not reply, but there is research to be done...
ReplyDeleteresearch?
Deleteas in science?
-,-
DeleteI see. Well if you miss something suit yourself!
But you gave the suite to Travis?
DeleteExactly! O,0
DeleteOH! wat?
DeleteI'm going to walk to nathan's. I'll be back before the princess. It's a short walk.
ReplyDeleteSee ya!
Then we'll meet the guard!
Just to spite you, (too hard to resist the urge) I can do research later. Hello again everypony!
Deleteoh you.
Deletehello Luna!
Hello Hover, how are you tonight?
DeleteOh huyy-*eyes dilate* Prinwooa.....
Deletei am pretty good, thanks.
Deletethough it seems om is drugged.
.>^<. Nonono not again!
Delete*attempts to tune out foal om* Oh good. So what are you planning on doing this fine night?
Deletewell, there isn't a rule against drugs, is there?
Delete*falls over*
Delete...I'll return shortly...
Deletewell, I have nothing planned, just like i haven't had all these days.
Deletewhy?
Veeeeeeeektry, wus eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen daaaaaaat!???!?!?!?!!!
Delete*stuffs an apple in om's mouth*
DeleteI'm just wondering if you have the time to brush my hair...*wink*
Deleteimmmfmmrrrr. *attempts to crawl towards Luna*
Deleteoh, sure thing princess!
Delete*starts brushing her mane*
I'm leaving now, take care of om and keep brushing me please.
Deleteaww, really?
Delete*looks down at om*
you better behave.
*looks up*
see you later Luna...
-.-
Delete*not impressed*
*finishes apple, whispers* beehave, uh can't even feeeeel my....all of.
DeleteO.0 om are you ok?
Delete*YELLS* THAT SUF WORKS!
DeleteApples? O.0
Deletedeees mednicin.
DeleteGuard: ... And so the young paige and his odd friends moved onward throughout the castle, with out the aid of their brush-induced-coma-suffering-princess...
ReplyDeleteVS:Who said that? *startled* (o.o)
im not odd!
Deleteie emm
DeleteVS: He's not! O^0 Who's there?
DeleteG: Why just I a lonely guard! Do not fret I mean no harm!
...well, we don't need no narrator!
Delete*a shadow in the corridor shifts, sheding light to more and more of the elderly stalion with the beat of each hoof*
ReplyDeleteG: I would love to let you pass,
but to your misfortune i must ask,
one question of all ponies who show, both big and small...
VS: oh god he's a zebra... -.-
a riddle? why are we even doing this?
Deletedunt wor I kik is flank. *tries to stand*
DeleteG: You see the training course ahead, though to knights is our homestead, is the place where knights are readied
Deletefor celestia's beck and call!
umm, this one is for you
Delete*pushes vicky in front*
But I just want to see the knight from earlier! TT.TT
DeleteDon't make us beat you up! Ready om?
Hover?
... Flare?! ... you too!
*pulls out rope*
Deletedon't ask.
Oh how did you geeee da rop?
DeleteI said dont ask.
DeleteReady!
Deleteoooo, eu talk soft.
Delete*the guard, though elderly, proves swift and cunning, knocking all of the foals to the ground*
DeleteVS: Ow! O.<
G: All you must answer to me is just what it is you seek, and i will be the judge... *walls begin to shake* Of if you are to weak!
*stays up*
Deletewe want to know about victory star's father
Weeeee du?
Delete*getting up, victory draws a nearby stick*
DeleteLet's do this creep! O,0
*Victory lunges*
*sigh* yes om, we do
DeleteOhhh, uhh *squints* whos taa nuuw filly?
Delete*gets up*
DeleteIt's not over yet! *runs ahead and horn starts glowing*
*Victory cracks guard over the head, but the guard grabs the other end and slams victory's filly body against a wall*
DeleteG-... gettum....
*tries to lasso the old mule*
Delete*Grabs rope*
Delete*yanks hover off his hooves*
*keeps the momentum and tries to hit him with my horn*
Delete*scoots over to zebra* U got ehny fooooooood?
DeleteVS:n-not so fast... X.0
Delete*yanks at rope revealing a trap*
*ropes arange in strange formations around the guard wrapping and binding one hoof at a time*
G:???
VS: OM! ILUSSIONS! DISTRACT HIM! FLARE! GIVE ME A BOOST! HOVER! KEEP THE ROPES MOVING!
*uses telekinesis to hogtie the mule*
DeleteWHAAAAAAT!!! Ohke, *takes a deck of cards out* Peeek ehhhm this one. Is it your crd?
Delete>,< THIS IS IT EVERYPONY!
Delete*ropes pull into a star formation*
FLARE! I NEED THAT MAGIC! OMMMMMMMM! ILLLUSIONS! HE MAY RUIN THE TRAP!
Luuuuson teek constratin. *wiggles forelegs* hard moove and small!
Delete*casts magic*
Delete*Cutiemark glows as Victory rapidly picks up speed, Stick in mouth*
DeleteTHIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH THE LUNAR CABINET! O,0
*Swipe swipe*
*CRACK*
CRIMSON PARADE!
.
..
...
K.O.!
Awesome job everypony. As long as we stick together, nothing can stop us.
Delete*noms on cookie* I lik thes game.
Deleteoh yeah!
Delete...where did you get that cookie?
That was brilliant, typing them up in a star shape rope and then using magic to activate it.
DeleteWe did it! We actually won!? YES!
Delete*Ropes pull and tug, releasing the unconscious guard, as the path ahead is made clear*
What are you ponies waiting for? LET'S GO! O,0
*tying*
DeleteCharge!
Delete*follows victory*
Deletesure, i guess...
*approaching a torch in the distance*
DeleteIt's so dark... I can't see anything... O.0
*uses magic to put Om in back*
DeleteLet's go Om!
(just as i read your post, the lights went off here)
DeleteAhhhh oahts movin?
DeleteNo problem Victory, unicorns remember?
Delete*uses magic to make light*
*shakes om*
Delete*om begins to glow*
Much better! O,0
?
*the light reveals that our group has wound up in a labyrinth, with no chances at flying, (ceiling high walls.)*
mazes?
Deleteurgh...
everypony, lets hug the left wall.
*dizzy* whima fotain?
DeleteYay!
DeleteHover is temporary leader!
*hits wall*
O,0
Lead the way!
*walls begin to shake, revealing another wall with a riddle upon it*
oh, sonofabitch...
DeleteHmm, a riddle...
DeleteI nuwo eht!
Delete*spikes appear on each side of the wall*
Delete*celestia's voice echoes*
C: A knight must be sharp as his blade! Answer the riddle to survive to the next room!
Wall:
Two ponies are standing at a fork in the road...
uuuse deh sppoooons!
Deletethey... ask for directions?
DeleteAwesome! We're training to be knights!
DeleteHmm, our choice here us either right, left, or the spikes.
*is*
DeleteI hope Om is okay...
ReplyDeletei Flir! i had stairs!
Deletehe just swallowed a tube of ointment.
DeleteVeekty gavee it.
DeleteI'll be back everypony! Have to wash up.
ReplyDeleteI'm back!
Delete(oh rela)
Delete*muttering* Hiya can ya get this brush off and get somepony who can do it gentler...
Delete*telekinesis it off, starts brushing*
Delete*bites the magic brush once it is away from Luna* mmoh bouy! Magic stuffs!
Delete*muttering* Thankyu...
Deleteno problem *smiles*
DeleteGLaD I wasn't here for that-*removes Aperture Science Technological Division Hind Leg Bracers and slumps down with a hoofheld portal device in hoof* Don't ask...I was in all of these white rooms (for the third time!), I had to do all of these tests and that crazy bot...and I'm still small! I woke up and I was still being brushed, by that monstrous artificial (un)intelligence's limb which somewhat resembled an arm and all of these things happened, and I was testing and now I have a perfectly smooth mane, I enchanted a brush, and I...I'm kind of tired..tired enough to...*falls asleep, brush flies out of the (Aperture) saddlebag and proceeds to brush Luna*
ReplyDeleteOne is from truthsville where they only tell the truth, and stands respectively at the path leading to truthsvile.
DeleteThe other is from liersville, a place you are trying to avoid.
He can only tell lies and stands at the road to liersville...
I know this one!
Delete*muttering* ...the cretin's paradox...
Deletei have to ask one "what road would the other pony send me to if i asked where is truthsville", then go to the other one!
DeleteYou can only ask them one question, and you are not aware of who is who...
DeleteThe question must be asked simultaneously.
What will you ask them?
*spikes draw closer slowly*
BEGIN!
that riddle is old, so old...
Deletethen again, this place must be old too.
leeek Deh Preeencess Luhneh?
DeleteQuestion:
DeleteWhich path is the correct one that will save us from this spikes?
VS: No, you might get the lier! try again! O[]0
Delete*spikes draw closer*
*smacks om*
Delete*doesn't even notice because of the numbing drug*
Deleteuhh, thats not how it works.
Deleteif i asked the lier, he would tell me what the truth guy said, but liying, so i go to the other one.
if i asked the truth guy, he would tell me the lie the other guy said, so i go to the other one.
Let's ask them the same question! O.0
DeleteBut they both would say the other is a lier! you could wind up at either path!
Delete(*facepalms*)
Delete*facehoofs*
*Spikes grow closer*
DeleteSomepony do something! -[]-
do i have to make a diagram?
DeleteGIVE THEM CAKE!
Deletewe need to find out which way to go and which ones lying at the same time!
DeleteX(
*spikes draw closer*
Leeht deee....Eh stupid speeks cooom. I got this!
Delete@hover
DeleteMaybe if you said the question out loud...
The rule is you ask them both simultaneously...
O.0
We're running out of time! It's too late! *grabs everypony and runs ahead to the path of truthsville*
Deletethey both point at the same place!
Delete@flare
Deleteits a riddle, there's no path
*muttering* I think...the answer is I teleport the spikes out of here and we continue guessing until somepony gets it right...that or I can just go erase rule 2...
Delete*path blocks exit*
DeleteWHO WOULD MAKE SUCH A DIABOLICAL TRAINING COURSE?!? LUNA!!!!
TToTT
@ hover
SAY THE QUESTION!
hruul too! Nuuu don do et!
DeleteIF I ASKED ONE OF YOU TO POINT ME WHERE WOULD THE OTHER GUY POINT ME, WHERE WOULD YOU POINT ME?
DeleteSO I CAN GO THE OTHER WAY
*muttering* These courses were more fun when I first made them...and remembered them...and knew how to escape from them...without revival...
DeleteThey don't know where the other guy would point hover! TT^TT
DeleteLUNA! DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE SPIKES!
YES THEY DO!
DeleteCelestia dammit, if you are going to tell this riddle do it right!
*sigh* fine...but keep brushing me after I get rid of them...*turns spikes into a spike shaped tower of pillows* there we go...now they are useful! *collapses on her*
DeleteThe riddle doesn't say they know each other! Either way your close but that can't be right!
DeleteThat lewks nice! *jumps into pillows*
Delete*sigh* i need a beer...
DeleteOh. Thats much more pleasant! O,0 Thanks! we still need to get out though.
Delete*muffled from bottom of pillow pile* Thfs dush nt bode wll fr the ftr...
Delete*pokes head out* PEEELowwwsssss
Delete*muffled* I shd...nvrmnd.....
Delete*muffle*
DeleteWHICH WAY IS YOUR HOMETOWN?
should we go to the next post?
Delete*reaches top of pile, sticks out head* Help! I-I think this was worse than the sp-wowOWOAAH! *sinks*
Delete*nowhere to be seen, too many pillows*
Delete*levitates luna out of the pile*
Delete...really?
*blushes* p-put me down...
DeletePillows! *jumps into them*
Delete*smiles*
Deletefine.
*puts her down gently¨*
Let's go to the next post...but really, put me down...
DeleteThank you, let's go.
Delete*gasp*
DeleteO[]0
THE PILLOWS!
WHY?